{"id":17572,"date":"2024-09-29T10:00:12","date_gmt":"2024-09-29T15:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mcneese.edu\/thereview\/?p=17572"},"modified":"2024-09-30T10:43:53","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T15:43:53","slug":"emails-i-cant-send","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mcneese.edu\/thereview\/2024\/09\/29\/emails-i-cant-send\/","title":{"rendered":"Emails I Can&#8217;t Send"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-social-links is-content-justification-right is-layout-flex wp-container-core-social-links-is-layout-765c4724 wp-block-social-links-is-layout-flex\"><li class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-facebook  wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=61556140010887\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M12 2C6.5 2 2 6.5 2 12c0 5 3.7 9.1 8.4 9.9v-7H7.9V12h2.5V9.8c0-2.5 1.5-3.9 3.8-3.9 1.1 0 2.2.2 2.2.2v2.5h-1.3c-1.2 0-1.6.8-1.6 1.6V12h2.8l-.4 2.9h-2.3v7C18.3 21.1 22 17 22 12c0-5.5-4.5-10-10-10z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n\n<li class=\"wp-social-link wp-social-link-instagram  wp-block-social-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/boudin_mcneese\/\" class=\"wp-block-social-link-anchor\"><svg width=\"24\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.1\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path d=\"M12,4.622c2.403,0,2.688,0.009,3.637,0.052c0.877,0.04,1.354,0.187,1.671,0.31c0.42,0.163,0.72,0.358,1.035,0.673 c0.315,0.315,0.51,0.615,0.673,1.035c0.123,0.317,0.27,0.794,0.31,1.671c0.043,0.949,0.052,1.234,0.052,3.637 s-0.009,2.688-0.052,3.637c-0.04,0.877-0.187,1.354-0.31,1.671c-0.163,0.42-0.358,0.72-0.673,1.035 c-0.315,0.315-0.615,0.51-1.035,0.673c-0.317,0.123-0.794,0.27-1.671,0.31c-0.949,0.043-1.233,0.052-3.637,0.052 s-2.688-0.009-3.637-0.052c-0.877-0.04-1.354-0.187-1.671-0.31c-0.42-0.163-0.72-0.358-1.035-0.673 c-0.315-0.315-0.51-0.615-0.673-1.035c-0.123-0.317-0.27-0.794-0.31-1.671C4.631,14.688,4.622,14.403,4.622,12 s0.009-2.688,0.052-3.637c0.04-0.877,0.187-1.354,0.31-1.671c0.163-0.42,0.358-0.72,0.673-1.035 c0.315-0.315,0.615-0.51,1.035-0.673c0.317-0.123,0.794-0.27,1.671-0.31C9.312,4.631,9.597,4.622,12,4.622 M12,3 C9.556,3,9.249,3.01,8.289,3.054C7.331,3.098,6.677,3.25,6.105,3.472C5.513,3.702,5.011,4.01,4.511,4.511 c-0.5,0.5-0.808,1.002-1.038,1.594C3.25,6.677,3.098,7.331,3.054,8.289C3.01,9.249,3,9.556,3,12c0,2.444,0.01,2.751,0.054,3.711 c0.044,0.958,0.196,1.612,0.418,2.185c0.23,0.592,0.538,1.094,1.038,1.594c0.5,0.5,1.002,0.808,1.594,1.038 c0.572,0.222,1.227,0.375,2.185,0.418C9.249,20.99,9.556,21,12,21s2.751-0.01,3.711-0.054c0.958-0.044,1.612-0.196,2.185-0.418 c0.592-0.23,1.094-0.538,1.594-1.038c0.5-0.5,0.808-1.002,1.038-1.594c0.222-0.572,0.375-1.227,0.418-2.185 C20.99,14.751,21,14.444,21,12s-0.01-2.751-0.054-3.711c-0.044-0.958-0.196-1.612-0.418-2.185c-0.23-0.592-0.538-1.094-1.038-1.594 c-0.5-0.5-1.002-0.808-1.594-1.038c-0.572-0.222-1.227-0.375-2.185-0.418C14.751,3.01,14.444,3,12,3L12,3z M12,7.378 c-2.552,0-4.622,2.069-4.622,4.622S9.448,16.622,12,16.622s4.622-2.069,4.622-4.622S14.552,7.378,12,7.378z M12,15 c-1.657,0-3-1.343-3-3s1.343-3,3-3s3,1.343,3,3S13.657,15,12,15z M16.804,6.116c-0.596,0-1.08,0.484-1.08,1.08 s0.484,1.08,1.08,1.08c0.596,0,1.08-0.484,1.08-1.08S17.401,6.116,16.804,6.116z\"><\/path><\/svg><span class=\"wp-block-social-link-label screen-reader-text\">Instagram<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-large-font-size\">Emails I Can&#8217;t Send<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>McNeese&#8217;s Undergraduate Fiction Workshop, Fall 2024<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">__________<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">TO: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">FROM: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">SUBJECT: Your Ignorance<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Dear Inadequate Coworker,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I hope this email finds you well so that your day can be ruined. I just wanted to make you aware that your recent actions are unnecessary and unprofessional. Apparently, our boss was not functioning mentally during the process of hiring you. It is not fair that all of the employees at this workplace should suffer due to your inability to properly do your job. I believe it should be brought to your attention that you are the bane of my existence and the source of my dread when I wake up in the morning. It is my hope for you that you find your tires gaping with holes and discover sugar in your car\u2019s gas tank. It was decided that you are no longer welcome on this premises due to the smoothness of your brain and lack of any sense, common or learned. May you perpetually have a gnat in your ear and a scratch on your back that you are unable to reach due to your physical limitations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">May you develop brain cells,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8211; <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:62px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">TO: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\"><mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">FROM: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">SUBJECT: Reading Recommendation<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Hello <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark> ,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I am just following up with you concerning the mandatory meeting this morning! You made some really good points, and I love how you provided donuts for us at this 7 AM meeting. I did, however, have an issue with you yelling at me and throwing a temper tantrum in front of the entire company for a spelling error that I made, but, nevertheless, overall, it was a great meeting!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Anyways, I had a book that I read some years ago that helped with this problem that you are facing! It\u2019s called <em>My Mouth is a Volcano<\/em> by Julia Cook. It\u2019s a children\u2019s book about a boy named Louis who \u201cerupts\u201d a lot. He has a lot of things to say when he erupts. It\u2019s recommended for ages four to seven, but it\u2019s never too late to catch up! Please let me know how the reading goes! I can\u2019t wait to hear about it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Worst wishes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8211; <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:62px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">TO: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">FROM: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">SUBJECT: Friendship Bracelets<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">To whom it\u2019s about to concern:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Unfortunately, I feel so dumb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">What I thought would be a fun summer turned into a summer of unimaginable exhaustion. What I thought would be hard work that paid off was anything but.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">And now I feel so dumb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">But you knew I was dumb. I was dumb when I accepted the job offer during my interview unaware of how desperate you were. And you were smart for knowing how to braid poisonous words together into a little friendship bracelet, a promise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">It was ugly, by the way!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Lukewarm regards,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8211; <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:62px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">TO: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">FROM: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">SUBJECT: Still Can\u2019t Work Mornings<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Dear <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark> ,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I\u2019m sick of your constant whining about how I do my job, and even when I tell you I\u2019m running to the bathroom, you whine. It\u2019s immature and you don\u2019t try to accept that I am human and need to just the bathroom once or twice during a 5-6 hour shift. I\u2019ll just not drink any liquid and stay dehydrated. It\u2019s just ridiculous, and during your time as a manager, you lost more employees than anyone else in the past. You also ask and schedule me for morning shifts on Sunday DESPITE telling you that I can\u2019t work mornings in the interview AND you were okay with that. Later, for weeks straight- no, months straight, if I can work mornings, basically pestering me before finally stopping. Now we have more employees and you STILL have me working mornings WHILE I have classes, which requires me using my off days to work on and finish projects. Good day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Sincerely,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8211; <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:62px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">TO: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">FROM: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">SUBJECT: Quitting Time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Dear <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark>,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I hate working for you. I quit. Also, I\u2019ve been boinking your wife for six months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Sincerely,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8211; Your Replacement<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:62px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">TO: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">FROM: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">SUBJECT: Worst Wishes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Dear <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark>,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Your name is stupid, and I hate you. If you were a band, you would be Imagine Dragons, and if you were a font, you would be 11 pt. Ariel. You dress like one of the Animaniacs. I hope you leave your coffee to cool just slightly too long so that it isn\u2019t quite hot enough to be satisfying. Every time you repeat a joke, it becomes ten times less funny. You are more bland than white rice. I\u2019m not mad, just disappointed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I hate you,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8211; <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:62px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">TO: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">FROM: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">SUBJECT: Regarding Safety Gear<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Dear <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark>,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">It has come to my knowledge that you complained about my lack of safety gear when troubleshooting technical repairs. May I remind you that our codebook states that safety gear isn\u2019t needed for the department building where I work. However, it is needed for the warehouse where you work. So please refrain from blatant lies before management finds our you\u2019re the one not following rules. Maybe if you worked as hard as I did, you could work in my department. However, with your terrible work ethic, I doubt it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8211; <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:62px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">TO: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">FROM: <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">SUBJECT: Stop Acting Like Your Shoe Size<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">To <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark>,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">I cannot fathom how someone so old can act like such a child. You need to grow up and get over yourself. This is an ice cream shop, not a five-star restaurant. Besides, you\u2019re going bankrupt because no one comes in here. Please just go to a home already.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">From,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8211; <mark style=\"background-color:#333333\" class=\"has-inline-color has-fl-heading-text-color\">\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">__________<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcneese.edu\/thereview\/2024\/06\/20\/vallie-lynn-watson\/\">Vallie Lynn Watson<\/a>&#8216;s <strong>English 272<\/strong> class was asked to complete the following creative writing prompt: If you could send an email to a boss, manager, or coworker without any consequences? These &#8220;emails&#8221; are the results. All names have been redacted for the sake of anonymity of both the writers and &#8220;recipients.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>__________<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"438\" height=\"211\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mcneese.edu\/thereview\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/37\/2024\/01\/boudin-logo-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mcneese.edu\/thereview\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/37\/2024\/01\/boudin-logo-1.jpg 438w, https:\/\/www.mcneese.edu\/thereview\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/37\/2024\/01\/boudin-logo-1-300x145.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\">\ud83e\udca0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcneese.edu\/thereview\/2024\/09\/23\/work-week\/\">Back<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">To learn more about submitting your work to <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcneese.edu\/thereview\/boudin-submissions\/\">Boudin<\/a><\/em> or applying to McNeese State University&#8217;s Creative Writing <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcneese.edu\/thereview\/mfa-application-submissions\/\">MFA program<\/a>, please visit Submissions for details.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emails I Can&#8217;t Send McNeese&#8217;s Undergraduate Fiction Workshop, Fall 2024 __________ TO: \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 FROM: \u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588\u2588 SUBJECT: Your Ignorance Dear Inadequate Coworker, I hope this email finds you well so that your day can be ruined. 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